Saw this guy live tonight at Kingsbury Hall.
It was Josh's Birthday Present.
It was hilarious!
My cheeks hurt from laughing!
Just some of his famous 'Hot Pocket' routine . . .
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, “Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet.”
I was looking at a box of hot pockets and they have a warning on the side. It's like 'Warning! You just bought Hot Pockets! Hope you're drunk or heading home to a trailer! You hillbilly enjoy the next NASCAR event!'
They recently invented the breakfast hot pocket, FINALLY. I can’t think of a better way to start the day; Good morning... you’re about to call in sick. Now I can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be DEAD by dinner.
Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.
There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea.
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I heard him on the radio..Sounds WAY funny!! I love a good comedian!!! How much were the tickets?? How fun!!!
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